Master P Cracked The Code To Keep Zion As A New Orleans Pelican - Simply Hire Master P As Head Coach

Show where he's wrong? How do we know that Zion isn't a die hard Master P fan? Plus, look at this quote from Master P: 

"You look at Tim Tebow, they brought him to play as a tight end because they looking at times is changing."

"The NBA is entertainment. I think it's time for me to be the first hip-hop coach."

If Tim Tebow can play tight end for the Jaguars, why can't Master P be head coach? It's time. Times are a changing and the Pelicans need to do the right thing. Keep Zion happy. Shit there's guaranteed success! 

"We'll win and Zion will be happy," P said. "Everything! I feel like it's motivating the players and understanding them, that's the most important thing."

Boom, I'm sold. This is the only good thing about Zion ending up in New Orleans. We need more Master P and Romeo in the NBA. We need more connections to No Limit. Master P does have coaching experience too. He coached an AAU team with DeMar DeRozan, ever heard of him? He helped turn Lil Romeo from this: 

To a dude that played hoops at USC. Do I want the Pelicans to hire Master P from a content standpoint? Absolutely. Do I also want them to hire Master P because it means Zion will 100% end up a Knick? Of course. Yep that's the point we're at now. Rumors starting with Zion pissed off, he loves RJ and Quickley and MSG. Photoshops start to happen (again) and our brains do this. 

Do the right thing Pelicans. Hire Master P.